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Although
it’s possible that some people might be hesitant to acknowledge
the syndrome, no matter how much evidence they’re given,
because of a terminology disagreement. Some may not like the use
of the word “child” in the celebrity comparison, not
to mention in the syndrome’s name, believing that any person,
no matter how physically immature, should be classified as an
adult as long as they’re at least 18 years old, or 21, or
whatever. But even these people can’t argue that nothing
is going on. Those skeptical of the syndrome’s existence
because they choose to classify physically immature people like
Orlando Bloom and Natalie Portman as adults need to ask themselves
some questions. Questions such as: can I see any physical maturity
difference at all between those classified as adults and those
classified as children in the celebrity comparison? Are the people
born before 1966 identical in terms of physical maturity to those
born after 1975, or is there a difference? Can I see any maturity
difference at all between a 26 year old Julia Roberts and a 26
year old Kate Hudson? Or between a 25 year old
Ben Affleck and a 25 year old Ashton Kutcher? Are
extremely physically immature 30 year old males, males
who look like Ryan Seacrest, more or less common now
than they were 10 or 20 years ago? Are there more or
less young alpha males and females now than there were
10 or 20 years ago? The two groups are so far apart
physical maturity-wise that regardless of how people
choose to define
adulthood it seems impossible that there’s anyone who won’t
be able to recognize at least some difference. And if you can
see a physical maturity difference, then you can see the syndrome.
To not be able to see any physical maturity difference whatsoever
a person would have to be incredibly unobservant.
With
the syndrome’s existence proven beyond any doubt, and most
of the issues involving the syndrome already looked at, there
are just a couple of things left to discuss. The syndrome’s
affect on society, and what we need to do to stop the syndrome.
A
significant chunk of this essay has been spent focusing on the
size of the syndrome’s affect on the individuals in society,
but how does the syndrome affect society as a whole? Well, for
one thing, after a while there will no longer be anyone fit to
play certain roles in movies and TV. Imagine “Braveheart”
with the lead role being played by Tobey Maguire or Jared Leto.
That’s a whole different movie. But outside of the world
of movies and TV it’s hard to say how the syndrome changes
society. Children can still work jobs, pay taxes, and they can
still reproduce, so there’s no reason to think that civilization
will crumble. However, just because children can work jobs doesn’t
necessarily mean that they can perform as well as adults at the
most mentally challenging jobs, like jobs involving science and
technology. Maybe the syndrome’s victims are not just physically
immature, but they also suffer some kind of mental underdevelopment.
Logically, it seems like a possibility - the brain is just a part
of the body. And if this were true the syndrome would clearly
have a significant impact on society. Not an impact that would
destroy society, but one that would certainly hurt out progress
and maybe even lower our standard of living. But if there is no
mental side to the syndrome, and the affect is purely physical,
then as long as the children for life are physically strong enough
to work all types of manual labor jobs, lifting boxes in warehouses,
etc, society should remain essentially unchanged. Business as
usual.
Business as usual, except for
the fact that almost every actor and actress,
musician, accountant, mail carrier, etc, will be so
physically immature that they don't, or shouldn't,
even qualify as an adult. There may only be one affect of the
syndrome on society, but it’s one that we’re guaranteed
- that it will all look, and feel, weird. And as time goes on
and the years pass by, society will only look and feel weirder
and weirder. A 26 year old child is a strange sight, but the sight
of a 60 year old child will be even worse. Lines and wrinkled
skin over the facial structure of a child. At that age the children
for life will look a lot like teenage actors and actresses when
they wear elaborate make-up in order to play the role of a senior
citizen. From an economic, standard of living point of view this
affect might be irrelevant, but a world run by children is so
odd that it seems like it has to have an affect on some societal
level.
And
last but not least, how do we stop the syndrome, anyway? The answer
is, of course, by eliminating the cause of the syndrome. This
won’t help the victims who are already past the age when
people stop physically maturing, but it will prevent new cases
from developing. To eliminate the cause, governments will have
to stop the sale and force the recall of the offending product,
eliminate the offending pollutant, or end whatever other practice
might be to blame. But no government is going to make any sort
of drastic move unless both the syndrome and its cause have been
scientifically proven beyond any doubt. Some scientist somewhere
in the world is going to have to take a look at this whole situation
and figure things out. If the human eye can recognize the huge
structural difference between the face of an adult and the face
of a child, then maybe so can a computer program. Proving that
the syndrome exists might not be that difficult. Finding the syndrome’s
cause seems like a much more complex task, but hopefully someone
is up to the challenge. Scientists have a big job ahead of them,
but thankfully, the job of everybody else is easy. All that’s
required of the rest of us is to know, and to acknowledge, that
the syndrome exists. That’s it. Don’t pretend not
to the notice the physical immaturity of these young people. Enough
people openly talking about being able to see the syndrome might
motivate one or two people in the scientific community to give
things a look.
Make
sure that you don’t keep your awareness of the syndrome
to yourself out of a fear of offending these old children, either.
This fear is one more reason that people might resist acknowledging
the syndrome. Many people
have a strong reluctancy to be insulting, and saying
that a 28 year old female still looks like a child
might be looked at by some as an insult. The idea that
something is causing young people to start puberty
earlier than ever is one that's very easy for people
to accept, despite the fact that the evidence
supporting this theory is shakey at best, because it
doesn't insult anyone, but the idea that something is
preventing people from completing the process of
physical maturation is more difficult for people to
accept because many may see it as insulting. But this
situation is much too important to keep quiet about
because you're worried that you'll hurt somebody's
feelings. Deep down, on
some level, the victims of the child for life syndrome are all
well aware of the syndrome's existence, anyway. Many of them have
known for a long, long time. Some like to refer to themselves
as men and women, which I always find extremely cute, but at their
core they don’t believe it for a second. Even the syndrome
victims who have never seen themselves on video tape have seen
themselves in a mirror. And ultimately, the victims can handle
hearing the truth. They can handle being called a child. I know
I can. Hey, I even wrote the book on the subject.
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